Wicked: Why Do Cats Choose Violence?

My friend’s dad insists he doesn’t hate his cats — he just resents them on a deeply personal level.
They treated the Christmas tree like an extreme sport they invented, launched a full-scale assault, knocked it over, and then sat there blinking like, “Huh. Weird. Guess gravity’s glitching today.”
Now his dad’s mad at him for “allowing this,” the cats are completely unrepentant, and the tree died doing what it loved most: trusting mammals with claws and no sense of consequences. To Be Continued….